Some laws Newton did not know :-)

Law of queue:


If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.


Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop:


Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi:


If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.



LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:


The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:


The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.



THEATRE RULE:


People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.



LAW OF COFFEE:


As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.