Peg after peg :-P

Peg after peg       I never take risk while drinking   When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking   I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen   I stealthily enter the house   Take out the bottle from my black cupboard   Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame   But still no one is aware of it   Becoz I never take a risk   I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink   Quickly enjoy one peg   Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack   Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard   Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile   I peep into the kitchen   Wife is cutting potatoes   No one is aware of what I did   Becoz I never take a risk   I: Any news on Chopra's daughter's marriage   Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her   I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard   But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle   I take out the glass from the old rack above sink   Quickly enjoy one peg   Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink   Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard   But still no one is aware of what I did   Becoz I never take a risk   I: But still I think Chopra's daughter's age is not that much   Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... Like an aged horse   I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...   I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard   But the cupboard's place has automatically changed   I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink   Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly   I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep   It in the black cupboard   Wife is keeping the sink on the stove   But still no one is aware of what I did   Becoz I never take a risk   I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Chopra a horse? If you say that again,   I will cut your tongue...!   Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...   I take out the bottle from the potatoes   Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg   Wash the sink and keep it over the rack   Wife is giving a smile   Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking   But still no one is aware of what I did   Becoz I never take a risk   I: (laughing) So Chopra is marrying a horse!!   Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...   I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack   Stove is also on the rack   There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside   I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink   But none of the horses are aware of what I did   Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk   Chopra is still cooking   And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing   Becoz I never take Risk ...