Some laws Newton did not know :-)

Law of queue:


If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.


Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop:


Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi:


If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.



LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:


The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:


The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.



THEATRE RULE:


People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.



LAW OF COFFEE:


As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

The Split Milk

This is a story about a famous research scientist who had made several very important medical breakthroughs. He was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who asked him why he thought he was able to be so much more creative than the average person. What set him so far apart from others?

He responded that, in his opinion, it all came from an experience with his mother that occurred when he was about two years old. He had been trying to remove a bottle of milk from the refrigerator when he lost his grip on the slippery bottle and it fell, spilling its contents all over the kitchen floor—a veritable sea of milk!

When his mother came into the kitchen, instead of yelling at him, giving him a lecture, or punishing him, she said, "Robert, what a great and wonderful mess you have made! I have rarely seen such a huge puddle of milk. Well, the damage has already been done. Would you like to get down and play in the milk for a few minutes before we clean it up?"

Indeed, he did. After a few minutes, his mother said, "You know, Robert, whenever you make a mess like this, eventually you have to clean it up and restore everything to its proper order. So, how would you like to do that? We could use a sponge, a towel, or a mop. Which do you prefer?" He chose the sponge and together they cleaned up the spilled milk.

His mother then said, "You know, what we have here is a failed experiment in how to effectively carry a big milk bottle with two tiny hands. Let's go out in the back yard and fill the bottle with water and see if you can discover a way to carry it without dropping it." The little boy learned that if he grasped the bottle at the top near the lip with both hands, he could carry it without dropping it. What a wonderful lesson!

This renowned scientist then remarked that it was at that moment that he knew he didn't need to be afraid to make mistakes. Instead, he learned that mistakes were just opportunities for learning something new, which is, after all, what scientific experiments are all about. Even if the experiment "doesn't work," we usually learn something valuable from it.

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Truth but hard to follow -



1) Apologizing doesn't mean that (apologetic?????) You are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship more than your ego....



2) If everything is going according to your wish, then you are lucky...... If its not, then you are too lucky, because it is going according to Gods wish......



3) Ever noticed your parents spend the first 18 months trying to make you stand up and talk....and the next 18 years trying to make you sit down and listen?



4) Either walk as if you rule the world.... or, Walk as if you don't mind who the hell rules the world...That's the attitude...Rock your life....



5) Confidence never comes if we have all the answers, Be ready for all the questions....Be bold to face the world....



6) When you are depressed...When you are confused....When you have been hurt the most...Don't ever get carried away...rather just get in front of the mirror, and there you will find the right person who could actually help you get out of this....



7) There is always a little truth behind every "just kidding" A little knowledge behind every "I don't know" A little emotion behind "I don't care"



8) Two aspect of life: If we become too sentimental, it is too hard to lead life and if we become too practical, it is too tough to respect relations.....



9) No on in this world is afraid to speak the truth. They are afraid only about the consequences that are to be faced after speaking the truth.



10) Truth of life: What is status?? "Spending money which we don't have to buy things and which we don't need....To impress people whom we don't know..."

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....Observe and notice around you – which person keeps his or her cool when in a jam-packed bus? Which person has a go-easy, no-panic attitude even in stressful situations? Which person around you seems to be the happiest in the world with no tensions whatsoever?.......

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